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Bush is a Moving/Falling Object

by BooMan
Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 03:05:05 PM EST

If you are in the mood for levity it is hard to top the latest from the The Scotsman:

Scotland on Sunday has obtained remarkable details of one of the most memorably bizarre episodes of the Bush presidency: the day he crashed into a Scottish police constable while cycling in the grounds of Gleneagles Hotel.

The article has a very snarky attitude.

HE MAY be the most powerful man in the world, but proof has emerged that President George Bush cannot ride a bike, wave and speak at the same time.

Apparently the accident occurred when Bush, who was approaching a security detail at a high rate of speed on a wet road, took a hand of the handlebars to wave and say, 'thanks, you guys, for coming'.

"As he did this he lost control of the cycle, falling to the ground, causing both himself and his bicycle to strike [the officer] on the lower legs. [The officer] fell to the ground, striking his head. The President continued along the ground for approximately five metres, causing himself a number of abrasions. The officers... then assisted both injured parties."

The injured officer, who was not named, was whisked to Perth Royal Infirmary...At hospital, a doctor examined the constable and diagnosed damage to his ankle ligaments and issued him with crutches. The cause was officially recorded as: "Hit by moving/falling object."

The constable missed fourteen weeks of work.



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The constable missed fourteen weeks of work.

Less vacation time than gwb has taken!

"First, they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win." Mahatma Gandhi

by Street Kid on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 04:06:42 PM EST
I also liked this:

Jim McDermott, a Democrat Congressman, last night quipped: "Not only does he break the law over here on eavesdropping and spying on our own citizens, but it seems he can't even keep to your law when it comes to riding a bike. It's another example of how he can't keep his mind on the things he should be thinking about."
by BooMan on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 04:26:54 PM EST
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lol  I don't think he can walk and chew gum at the same time either!

"First, they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win." Mahatma Gandhi
by Street Kid on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 04:57:46 PM EST
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See B*sh fall (this is hilarious folks! Note: place your cursor on the B*shdoll and you can flip him around).

Makes a great screensaver, btw. ;-)

juslilolme at Historical Footnotes

by starkravinglunaticradical (non) on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 05:46:42 PM EST
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It would be so cool if all of us who feel run over by george's reckless steering would take 14 weeks off.  Sort of a sympathy strike.

Always fantasizing....

by Alice on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 04:30:27 PM EST
::sings a few bars of "How Long Has This Been Going On?::

Just another example of President Bush losing his balance. There have been sporadic comments about his drinking perhaps being behind all the cuts and abrasions he's suffered, but I'm beginning to think that all this links to two other well-documented phenomena:

1) The extraordinary amount of time he spends in seclusion on his Texas Ranch

                     and

2) The bewildering number of times he has appeared out of the loop, the last being the beginning of the Dubai Ports controversy.

What if - and this is entirely speculative with NO hard evidence to back it up - Bush has become so unreliable at times the government has learned to bypass him and function without him.

He retreats into seclusion at his Texas ranch precisely because no one can see him imbibe and the consequences of his drinking remain hidden.

Wouldn't this additionally explain why Vice-President Cheney has so much power? There's no one there to restrain him. Indeed, his office may be the only functioning on at the top of the Executive  (God help us).

Bush has so bizarrely appeared to be out of synch with major events that perhaps we're all missing this most simple explanation: he's often too drunk to be briefed, much less consulted.

by Vizsla (ems(don'tusethispart)@veribox(Nospam).net) on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 04:30:43 PM EST
possible return to the clutches of John Barleycorn, but there is one question I'd have loved to have heard someone ask.

When Bush had his "pretzel incident" nobody, to my knowledge, asked if his blood-alcohol level had been measured.

by Ed J on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 04:38:37 PM EST
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Is it too much to expect of our president the ability be able to ride a bike, form simple sentences or chew and swallow a pretzel? We're really not setting the bar too high are we? And for this we're called elitists. BTW - He hasn't had any scrapes on his face lately, has he? He gets a few of those now and then. What's up with that?
by dabobbo on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 05:02:19 PM EST
Scapes are probably from when he passes out and falls into something.

Guess all that is expected of a President today is to be able to read "My Pet Goat."

"First, they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win." Mahatma Gandhi

by Street Kid on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 05:21:45 PM EST
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You mean like this?

Visit Hoot At the Dark.
by night owl (nightowlblogs@yahoo.com) on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 06:53:04 PM EST
Bush is less dangerous riding a bike or brush cutting. He remains unaware even to Cheney's cabal -  first reported in the Financial Times of London, before being picked up over here. I diaried on the Cheney hijacking of the government apparatus over at Dkos on 10.20.05 when Wilkerson first went public in the FT article. MSM was very late to the table.

The more danger is Cheney with or without his 28-gauge shotgun.

Every American of all stripes should go read Sidney Blumenthal's article in Salon on 'Cheney's Coup' Take the Free Site Pass.

And, Clemons' critique that 'Bush's "Unitary Executive" Notion Must be Obliterated'. In part, he draws on Blumenthal.

Excerpt from  'Bush's Unitary Executive Notion Must be Obliterated'

Cheney's team have been the architects of both a kind of Presidency that is exactly what the Roman "dictatorships" were defined as -- a temporary provision of unchecked executive power to a ruler -- as well as the mercurial rise in power of the Office of the Vice President. And Cheney's team is the scary sort of lot that is hell-bent on establishing a kind of permanence to their power that threatens in very, very real terms the genuineness of our democracy.

[..] This power grab should dominate our media and our civic discourse. Our President -- via a deranged, anti-democratic team of power-obsessed thugs in Vice President Cheney's office -- is engaged in a clear assault on the core architectural joists of American democracy.

Also in Clemons post he notes Cheney's new Chief of Staff, "David Addington, Rasputin's Rasputin, needs to be outed, vilified, and removed from power."

emphasis mine

Senator Harry Reid, in early November '05, is reported in TNR's The Plankas saying "Nothing happens regarding intelligence gathering..unless it's signed off on by the Vice President." When asked if he meant to state so flatly, he didn't pause a beat. "Yes. I say that without any qualification...Circle it"
What's the larger implication? Plame anyone?  and Scooter's claim, 'my superiors made me do it'.

Laura Rozen cites the Steve Clemons critique and dubs this situation a cancer on this presidency.
 At the very least, the constable will recover. Not so sure about our Republic.

Well, "You can't vote for war and disown the results"

by idredit on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 06:56:50 PM EST
As good a metaphor for how Bush has handled Mid-East foreign policy as any (actually maybe all executive decisions): too fast, out of control, wreck happens when he tries to more than one thing at once, and ends up wiping out whatever stability already existed.

Come to think of it, this is pretty much his track record for his whole "professional" life.  The CEO President! We just didn't realize his model of corporate excellence was Enron.

by glenj (glenjo yaya gmail dit com) on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 07:10:26 PM EST
It was "about 1800 hours on Wednesday, 6 July, 2005" that a detachment of Strathclyde police constables, in "Level 2 public order dress [anti-riot gear]," formed a protective line at the gate at the hotel's rear entrance, in case demonstrators penetrated the biggest-ever security operation on Scottish soil.

I can never get enough of hearing about "the bubble".  Level 2 public order dress, awesome.  Next time I have a party, I'll put that on as the dress code.

Man, if a protestor skidded out and smashed into a riot line, they'd probably assume he was carrying a bomb and shoot him...

(Sorry about the subject line, I watch a lot of Dora the Explorer these days!)

by Primordial Ooze on Sun Feb 26th, 2006 at 08:49:34 PM EST


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