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The Quotable Tom DeLay

by BooMan
Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 11:55:52 AM EST

Jesus helped DeLay take a good mugshot.

"I said a little prayer before I actually did the fingerprint thing, and the picture," he said. "My prayer was basically: 'Let people see Christ through me. And let me smile.' Now, when they took the shot, from my side, I thought it was fakiest smile I'd ever given. But through the camera, it was glowing. I mean, it had the right impact. Poor old left couldn't use it at all."

DeLay wouldn't change a thing.

I'm not ashamed of anything I've done.

Asked if he had done anything illegal or unethical in public office, DeLay replied curtly, "No." Asked if he'd done anything immoral, he said with a laugh, "We're all sinners." Asked what he would do differently, he said, "Nothing."

I have no regrets today and no doubts,"..."I can continue to be a leader of the conservative cause," he said

No doubt he can continue to be a leader of the 'conservative' cause. Just like G. Gordon Liddy, Tex Colson, Oliver North, Eliott Abrams, John Poindexter, and other notorious crooks remain leaders of the 'conservative cause'. Apparently, it takes an exterminator to kill a cockroach.

More from Tom DeLay's quotable Hall of Shame, below the fold.

Tom DeLay, commenting on the influence of the left, once said:

"Their malignant hold over the intellectual life of this country must be exorcised, and men and women who are willing to speak the truth offer our only hope of reclaiming our culture from the grip of a hedonistic, reckless and destructive descent into nihilism."

The left's malignant hold of the nation's intellectual life leads to anti-polluter atrocities, like accusations of human-caused global warming.

"It's the arrogance of man to think that man can change the climate of the world. Only nature can change the climate. A volcano, for instance."

That's the kind of truth-telling, the only kind of truth-telling, that can save our culture from reckless, hedonistic, nihilism. Not to mention, cold winters.

Tom DeLay just wanted scientists to be reasonable.

"There is no crisis of acid rain in the Northeast. In fact, instead of spending the billions of dollars that have been imposed on industry ... we could have simply spent $500,000 on lime, and put it in the lakes in the Northeast, and corrected the acid problem." Laughter. "Now, that's what I'm talking about. You need good science, reasonableness, and common sense in this debate."

DeLay was always a serious policy wonk, always thinking about the issues in a deep way.

"Screw the Senate. It's time for all-out war."

A rich and profound understanding of history informed his every move.

You know, the Democrats want to balance the budget by raising spending and raising taxes. The Soviet Union had a balanced budget.
Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes.

He never gave an inch to bleeding hearts, or let their lies stand in the Congressional Record.

Emotional appeals about working families trying to get by on $4.25 an hour [the minimum wage in 1996] are hard to resist. Fortunately, such families do not exist.

He never was one to be deterred by criticism. When asked about critics in his own party, he famously said:

"That's their problem. If they're uncomfortable with it, then give me their names and addresses and I'll make sure I don't help them raise money."

He also stood up for what he believed, even to ordinary civil servants. Like the one that asked him to put out his cigar since he was on federal property:

"I am the federal government."

That's the kind of leadership that America needs. I don't know how we can replace Tom DeLay. Without him, we may soon discover that will are all living under the jackboot of the despotic Environmental Protection Agency.

"The EPA, the Gestapo of government, pure and simply has been one of the major clawhooks that the government has maintained on the backs of our constituents."

And Tom understood the proper role for women.

I have seen these liberal psychologists and sociologists talk about there is no need for the man in the family. The woman can't take care of it. A woman can't take care of the family. It takes a man to provide structure. To provide stability.

He knew how to insult a liberal and talk trash.

Howard Dean is a cruel and extremist demagogue. And Howard Dean is as ignorant on John Ashcroft as he is on national security. If this cruel, loudmouth extremist is the cream of the Democrat crop, next November's going to make the 1984 election look like a squeaker.

Tom DeLay really understood that American sovereignty was about protecting our borders, not embroiling ourselves in foreign adventures.

In short, it is the position of the people of the United States, as expressed by their representatives in Congress, that Israel's fight is our fight. And so shall it be until the last terrorist on earth is in a cell or a cemetery.

But, perhaps his crowning achievement was his realization that America cannot move forward until we really bring the hammer down on the judiciary.

The judges need to be intimidated. They need to uphold the Constitution. (If they don't behave) we're going to go after them in a big way.

Goodbye, Tom. You were are a true American patriot. A national treasure. You will be missed.



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What a winner.


parvum opus
by olivia on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:09:00 PM EST
Their malignant hold over the intellectual life of this country must be exorcised, and men and women who are willing to speak the truth offer our only hope of reclaiming our culture from the grip of a hedonistic, reckless and destructive descent into nihilism."

Is that why he was called Hot Tub Tom?

Oh, it's OK when he does it...and declare he's been forgiven.

He's as fake as they come. Somebody tell him to step away from the bug juice.


Can't hear ya, Peach!

by AP on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:24:52 PM EST
[ Parent ]
yeah, I'm sure Christ is so pleased to have such a disciple.


parvum opus
by olivia on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:44:58 PM EST
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Nobody quite embodies "moneychanger" like Tom DeLay.

It won't take long before the "Damn Liberals Done DeLay Wrong" direct mail pieces hit the street, begging for money for his legal defense fund. Mark my words. He can no longer count on K Street cash, so he has to look elsewhere.

What's sad is those who know nothing more than what their pastors tell them will continue to give his fool a** money. And he knows it.

Can't hear ya, Peach!

by AP on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 01:08:55 PM EST
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It's the truthiest thing he's ever said.

"...psychopaths have little difficulty infiltrating the domains of...politics, law enforcement, (and) government." Dr. Robert Hare
by RubDMC (rubdmc yahoo! snot bomb) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:51:20 PM EST
[ Parent ]
heh :)

He reminds me of this evil dude:




parvum opus

by olivia on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 01:08:35 PM EST
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Boo,

That is an insult to cockroaches.  They're cuter and never hurt anyone.  On behalf of roaches everywhere I demand you apologize.  

by DaveyD (dave4sale@yahoo.com) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:10:07 PM EST
Given these quotes, he could always take up writing for Pat Robertson.  

Fear will keep the local systems in line. -Grand Moff Tarkin Survivor Left Blogistan
by boran2 (blogistan@yahoo.com) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:10:56 PM EST
Of course this venal little man knows no shame.

His resignation is actually perfect for him: those meanies--the Dems/left/liberals/Satan/whatever made him do it.

One can play the persecution card much more effectively that way.

Can't hear ya, Peach!

by AP on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:12:41 PM EST
"I'm not ashamed of anything I've done."
. . .
Asked if he had done anything illegal or unethical in public office, DeLay replied curtly, "No."

Or as he could have put it, "I am not a crook."

I hadn't heard before the quote about volcanos v. humans changing the climate--ditto the one about dumping lime in lakes.

It's frightening to see that level of willful ignorance.

by James 438 on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:20:51 PM EST
"So many minority youths had volunteered...that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself."

On why he and Dan Quayle did not fight in the Vietnam war ~ At the 1988 GOP convention

How about this one?

by BooMan on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:26:53 PM EST
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ouch.

Yeah, all those kids volunteering, no room for others. That's why they didn't need the draft. Oh, wait, never mind. . .

by James 438 on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:52:04 PM EST
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Middle East and Biblical Prophecy

    "I believe that we are seeing prophecy unfold so rapidly and dramatically and wonderfully and, without exaggerating, makes me breathless."
    Ed McAteer, Godfather of Religious Right

In 2002, House Majority Leader, Tom DeLay, R-TX, visited pastor John Hagee's Cornerstone Church. (From the Godly Must Be Crazy, Glenn Scherer, Grist, October 27, 2004:)

Hagee preached a fiery message as simple as it was horrifying: "The war between America and Iraq is the gateway to the Apocalypse!" he said, urging his followers to support the war, perhaps in order to bring about the Second Coming. After Hagee finished, Tom DeLay rose to second the motion. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said, "what has been spoken here tonight is the truth from God."

With those words -- broadcast to 225 Christian TV and radio stations -- DeLay placed himself squarely inside the End-Time camp, a faction willing to force the Apocalypse upon the rest of the world.

See my earlier diary ::
Blair: Invasion of Iraq God's Decision  Bush: God's Mission

"The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law"

Cross-posted from Steven D's diary --
How to Advance Your Career in Today's Army - Jerry Boykin

"But I will not let myself be reduced to silence."

▼ ▼ ▼ MY DIARY

by Oui on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:24:30 PM EST
With this link, Christy over at FDL recalls Jimmy Swaggert.


[.] First of all, DeLay's constant use of religion to cover his smarmy trail is disgusting. It has the oozy Jimmy Swaggart caught with a prostitute feel to it.

And Steve Clemons offers a TWN Fellowship noting there's much to learn from Tom

[.]America has no good texts today on the realities of how American politics work. Clearly, Tom DeLay and his party have taken us in a direction that feels and smells more corrupt than ten years ago. Enron is part of this era. The secret energy policy meetings with Cheney are as well. Political donations for access. Boeing and the air tanker scandal.

Tom DeLay and his party have taken us in a direction that feels and smells more corrupt than ten years ago. Enron is part of this era. The secret energy policy meetings with Cheney are as well. Political donations for access. Boeing and the air tanker scandal.[.]

To understand "how a bill becomes a law," like the old School House Rock jingle put it, one must better understand lobbyists, money, and the realities of a more structurally corrupt political system.

I'd argue that Tom DeLay is America's Shin Kanemaru -- and we should learn from him.

DeLay, as part of any rehabilitation plan or any attempt to apologize for his sins to the American public, should write a book something like Eric Redman's classic work, The Dance of Legislation.[.]
(emphasis added



Well, "You can't vote for war and disown the results"
by idredit on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:44:46 PM EST
"...it was fakiest smile I'd ever given."

"Fakiest." Beautiful, just beautiful. Stephen Colbert better pay him well for that new term - it's a winner, all the way.

"...psychopaths have little difficulty infiltrating the domains of...politics, law enforcement, (and) government." Dr. Robert Hare

by RubDMC (rubdmc yahoo! snot bomb) on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:50:32 PM EST
by BooMan on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 12:56:50 PM EST
He looks good in orange

Peace

lTMF'sA...the revolution will not be televised...Peace

by dada on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 01:18:07 PM EST
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Liar to the end:  I'm on the left and I did something with it.

archive

there is no such thing as history. there are only historians.

by S2 on Tue Apr 4th, 2006 at 02:01:54 PM EST


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