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Saying GBCW to the Republican Party

by BooMan
Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 03:10:38 PM EST

If you are a fan of Goodbye Cruel World (GBCW) diaries you can't do much better than reading RedState founder Thomas Crown's rambling masterpiece where he tells the GOP presidential contenders to 'go Cheney themselves' and also insults many of our friends.

I have withheld any statement of support for any GOP Presidential candidate because it seemed like bad idea, as a Director of the site, to make such an endorsement, and -- God, how I've waited to say this -- because the whole damned lot can go to Hell. What an incompetent mass of horse rear-flesh bound up in what, on paper, is one of the most talented groups the GOP has ever had. I could go on, but the full thing is in my concurrently posted piece, And the horses you all rode in on, one at a time, then rotate.

I really love Crown's take on Mitt Romney:

And yet, we're probably stuck with you, because of the incredible incompetence of your opponents. On the Wonder Years, an otherwise awful and highly forgettable show, the narrator once noted that his parents faced a conundrum when deciding how to decorate the kitchen. Dad would insist on some tile he liked. Mom would insist on some tile she liked. They'd compromise on some tile no one in our species liked.

You are that tile, Mitt. You are the "Eh," Candidate. Congratulations.

This take is echoed strongly in Harold Meyerson's piece today:

Which leaves the GOP with Mitt Romney, whose prime virtue is that he's minimally acceptable to all wings of the party. Indeed, the reason that venerable conservative standard-bearer the National Review gave for endorsing Romney is that he is the candidate most likely "to keep the [conservative] coalition together." But Romney's strength is also his weakness: He doesn't offend Republicans for the positions he takes; he offends Republicans for all the back-pedaling and 180s he's had to perform in order to espouse the positions that don't offend them. Besides, standing at the midpoint of the GOP may be a dubious general-election asset to an electorate that increasingly rejects the Republican worldview.

Just another way of saying that Mitt Romney is hideous floor-tile.

A lot of people are discussing the imminent crack-up of the Reagan Coalition. I think it is coming. Nothing is guaranteed, but we could be seeing a lot more GBCW diaries from former Republicans.



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I laughed until i had tears in my eyes, Booman.
Thank you: I think that more than makes up for the $10 I contributed toward your new computer (i won't say no to that beer though).

Just beautiful.  I especially liked the bile reserved for Matt Stoller.  Hurt feelings?

Brendan Calling John Mccain

by brendan on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 02:14:43 PM EST
Heh.  How...schadenfreudey.  Tastes like chicken.

Seriously, I'm wanting to see the blogs unload with both barrels on the "dumb stupid GOP primary voters" should Huckabee win tomorrow.

by Zandar1 on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 02:17:39 PM EST
I am SO looking forward to a huckabee win.
the only thing better would be ron paul.
actually, no make it huckabee.

Brendan Calling John Mccain
by brendan on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 02:42:34 PM EST
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thanks for the link...it warms the cockles of my heart to see these reichwing bloggers going apoplectic.

if the huckster wins, their heads will explode.

lTMF'sA


lTMF'sA...the revolution will not be televised...Peace

by dada on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 02:22:31 PM EST
couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of whatever-they-are's.

On the other paw I DO wish you guys would quit pulling for Huckleberry; he's got enough support that he might have a ghost of a chance to win, and the messages he's dogwhistling to the Southern Baptists will give them all the excuse they need to put me, everyone I care about, and all the rest of the humans either in the ground or in a box... and I'm opposed to that, myself.

We are all captives of the pictures in our heads - our belief that the world which we have experienced is the world that really exists. - W. Lippman

by stormkite on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 03:06:57 PM EST
I'm with you.  Schadenfreude aside, Huckaebe is just too good of a snake-oil salesman for me to wish him any success...we might wind up with him as president.
by CabinGirl on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 03:32:35 PM EST
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On the other paw I DO wish you guys would quit pulling for Huckleberry; he's got enough support that he might have a ghost of a chance to win,
 Thank you very much for saying this.  I was beginning to think I was the only one on the left with this same fear. My paranoia was kicking in.

His verbal gaffes and wacky religious views aside (which, by the way, are the same ones held by MILLIONS of his fellow fundamentalist Christians), I've seen first hand how easily swayed people are by the do-gooder veneer that comes along with politico-fundies like Huckles the Clown.  If Huck continues his momentum with a couple of wins, do we really think The Village Pundits are going to go back and resharpen their pencils and all the sudden start writing about what he really thinks?  C'mon now, does anyone remember 2000 and 2004?  In The Village, the Democrat must not win!!  And as wacky as we think Huck is, multitudes of people who still get their information from the traditional corporate media will never, ever hear those kinds of details on Huckabee that we see every day.

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity"

by MikeInOhio (miken45054@yahoo.com) on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 04:12:34 PM EST
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Point of order...

Should Huckabee or somebody completely unexpected win (i.e. not Romney/McCain) in both Iowa and NH, how many whiny "Village Idiot"-penned editorials are we going to see that say that primary process as we know it should be done away completely in favor of a national primary or something along those lines?

In other words, I fully expect the Village will want a do over, and will do everything in its power to minimize the meaning of a Iowa or NH win by one of the GOP "outsiders".  It'll be called "meaningless" and whatnot.

But should Romney/McCain win those states, we'll see "Democracy in action and at its best."

Watch the Village on Friday morning.

by Zandar1 on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 03:34:10 PM EST
Even so, in reading Thomas' words I feel like I am reading someone who lived in a different country than I did these past 7 years. Or maybe 40 years.

I wonder why he called out ObsidianWings? That's like the most polite place on the tubez.

It's funny he lambasted (and banned) somebody for being racist when such a large part of the Republican platform IS racism.

At least he was honest about not wanting people who disagree with him to have a vote. Very much the Republican line, there.

Jake

by Jakebnto on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 04:02:50 PM EST
Today's Republican Party prefers its racism subtle and institutional, not beaten-to-a-pulp-for-whistling-at-a-white-woman racism, the kinder, gentler version that is plausibly deniable.

The Underground Railroad
by Oscar In Louisville on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 06:48:00 PM EST
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by LonewackoDotCom on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 07:20:48 PM EST
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dude, you posted your shit.  You have no right to ask that it be erased.
by BooMan on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 07:58:23 PM EST
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I finally got through it all - obese, naked clowns and all. :)

Help me raise money for Jay Nixon, the next Democratic governor of Missouri
by maryb2004 on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 06:55:23 PM EST
Saw the Huckster on the TV just before I left for work this afternoon. He told the crowd, if they had any neighbors who weren't going vote for him, to shovel all their snow into those folks driveways so they couldn't leave home.
by mikefromtexas on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 08:28:06 PM EST
Best part:

I have five regrets, in total, one of which, no one knows but yours truly. One is known to three people, and can be guessed by about four more. One is known to every Contributor, each of whom is sworn to secrecy. ...

I expected him to offer a shiny new donkey to whoever brings him the head of Col. Montoya.

No more Me-Too Dems!

by eRobin (eRobin@gmail.com) on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 09:18:02 PM EST
The whole "sworn to secrecy" sounds like so much of what ails right wing bloggers almost wherever you find them - other human life is but a fantasy to them, with no blood on THEIR hands because, hey, do you see any? Somebody else does it, not them, and so it's all good fun.

"Sworn to secrecy." Kids with no sense of their own umimportance.

Jake

by Jakebnto on Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 at 10:00:20 PM EST
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I'm just tripping out on the fact that I freaking started this whole meme (GBCW).  You always wonder where things came from, sayings, phrases, expressions and it's a mindfuck to realize it came from THEE :0

Pax

Night and day you can find me Flogging the Simian

by soj on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 02:21:59 AM EST
The crew dons dresses
Water floods the engine room
Another rat jumps

"Do you think I'd be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?"
by rdosser on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 01:21:45 PM EST
I posted this haiku to the comments of the redstate thread in question. I got some incoherent responses (zip up your pants?) and had my account locked out. I'd forgotten just how fast they'll silence any voices that say something they don't like.

"Do you think I'd be working in a place like this if I could afford a real snake?"
by rdosser on Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 02:01:10 PM EST
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These diaries of his are just too funny... In a "this country is really fucked" kind of way.

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