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Hallelujah! Wizardry Banned in Florida

by Steven D
Wed May 7th, 2008 at 04:38:12 PM EST

Oh, the things you can learn by surfing the internet. For example, did you know that teaching your children about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny will scar them for life, likely turn them into murderers who hate Jesus and when they are rightly executed for their crimes they'll go straight to hell? Well, you do now.

Which is why the Pasco County School System in Florida Schools did the right thing by firing a substitute teacher for improper use of magic.

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears. But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

"I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he said.

When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he'd hoped.

"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.

This is the clearly right decision. Piculas should not only be fired, he ought to be burned at the stake for his Satanic ways. Because if belief in Santa Claus is a one way ticket to hell for your child, imagine what watching a magic trick performed by a substitute teacher will do for his or her eternal soul? Naturally, a few evolutionist, atheistic, liberal fascist scientists are defending Wizard Piculas for making a toothpick disappear before the eyes of poor innocent school children, but who in their right, God fearing, mind would ever listen to what they have to say?



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Right... making toothpicks disappear is clearly satanic. After all, if you made off with enough toothpicks, you might be able to create Magic Missiles or even build your own broomstick, and you can just imagine where THAT kind of stuff can lead....

In Iraq, they somehow managed to make millions of dollars in cash disappear.  Now that's what I call true wizardry.... especially since they seemed unable to explain how the trick was done. It's a mystery....

Keith Olbermann speaks for me.

by JanetT in MD on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 04:54:38 PM EST
the stupid burns.

"wizardry".  What a bunch of fucking thickwits.

John Mccain Called his wife WHAT??

by brendan on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:01:38 PM EST
And the wingers think Rev Wright is wacky???

"I never trust people who don't laugh." Maya Angelou, March 5, 2009
by Indianadem on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:11:56 PM EST
Bureaucrats are bureaucrats. The mentality exists in government as well as our school systems. Bureaucrats beget bureaucrats which makes it all a vicous cycle in which the mentality reigns over our lives. The forces supporting the status quo are inexorable.

by shergald on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:23:25 PM EST
He who shall (not) be fired deserves our unfettered support.

Oh, there you are, Perry. -Phineas -SLB-
by boran2 (blogistan@yahoo.com) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 04:43:31 PM EST
by Maryscott OConnor (myleftwing@gmail.com) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 04:57:03 PM EST
floridians do seem a bit daft...must be something in the water that makes them so testy.

the revolution will not be televised...
by dada on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:02:36 PM EST
They did vote for Hillary. Proves they're crazy.
by The Voice In The Wilderness on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:48:06 PM EST
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I suspect it has something to do with living in a state that looks like a flacid penis.
by SusanD on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:00:38 PM EST
[ Parent ]
Bureaucrats are bureaucrats. The mentality exists in government as well as our school systems. Bureaucrats beget bureaucrats which makes it all a vicous cycle in which the mentality reigns over our lives. The forces supporting the status quo are inexorable.

by shergald on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:23:42 PM EST
Too bad for the Pasco County School System that...



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by fabooj (fabooj [at} mail [dot} com) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 05:57:23 PM EST
It isn't just bureaucrats or nit-wits versus common sense.  It is a matter of religious belief versus knowledge.

If you believe that the toothpick disappeared and then discovered that it was a trick... THEN believing that somebody in a book turned water into wine or raised the dead could also be called into question.  What if it is all tricks and lies?  Once the questions start, the assault upon delusion begins.  Absolute authority (because I SAID SO) rests on very shaky ground, so authoritarians must firmly repel any questionable matters.

After all, if a parent (the most trusted authority) would lie about tooth-fairies, then why wouldn't they lie about angels?  If a parent would lie, with nothing at stake, then a preacher or pope who is out there gathering money and power would certainly lie and embellish those lies.

The Bible is full of stories about men turning sticks into snakes, water into blood or wine, making rocks weep, and other such visual tricks.  Stories.

Ignorant and fearful people in the swampland of Florida and marble halls of Washington cling desperately to the reality of those stories.

VERY DESPERATELY.

by hauksdottir on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:11:58 PM EST
In my youth I performed miracles on a regular basis.  For example, I was well known for my trick of turning beer into urine.  Not that there was all that much difference in the taste, considering the quality of the beer I used to drink.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. Franklin D. Roosevelt
by Steven D on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:15:40 PM EST
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There is a psychogenic mushroom amanatia muscaria, which becomes stronger when it is filtered through the human kidneys.  Thus, you ingest it, piss it out saving the contents, and drink it again.  Voila, the drink gets stronger, the party gets better and everyone wants to screw.  Or so I have been told.

Just thought you might want to know, Steven.  

You can never have enough close friends.

Suppose you scrub your ethical skin until it shines, but inside there is no music, then what? Kabir

by Daredevil Don on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:30:59 PM EST
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Be careful of this mushroom.  Its look-alike cousin is very lethal.  Best leave them both alone.

Ignod  =  Dongi backwards

Suppose you scrub your ethical skin until it shines, but inside there is no music, then what? Kabir

by Daredevil Don on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:45:58 PM EST
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I never got invited to those sorts of parties :-(.
by ericy on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:57:00 PM EST
[ Parent ]
You're not missing anything. ;-)

"If you look for the social economic motive, you will not have to wait for history to tell you what was propaganda and what was truth." - George Seldes
by Real History Lisa (lpeaseRemoveThis@gte.net) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 08:52:35 PM EST
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This could be a windfall for the teacher, not to mention give a wake up call to these folks.

Oh, that's right. It's Florida. Nevermind.

Give me liberty or give me a gun.

by peakdavid (freelancesuccessbook - @ - yahoo.com) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:16:27 PM EST
If it were New York, where the AFT prevails, it would be a different story, indeed.  As a former Grievance Chairman and Chief Negotiator, I speak with some expertise.  We call this type of case a "winner."
Always, you try the winners and negotiate the losers.

As you pointed out, that poor guy is in Florida, land of stolen elections and right winged school board members.  He doesn't have a chance and for what?  For performing a common parlor trick.  Is there any hope at all for this state.  Not much.

In heaven there are no right-to-work laws.

Suppose you scrub your ethical skin until it shines, but inside there is no music, then what? Kabir

by Daredevil Don on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:40:29 PM EST
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Where a person loses their job just because they change genders, no matter that they were qualified for it before.

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by fabooj (fabooj [at} mail [dot} com) on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 07:03:20 PM EST
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Why is this dimwit a supervisor, anyways?  He calls the guy in to ask him to explain wizardry?  I would just take him aside and tell him to not do any more of those things - that there are crazy people out there who are batshit crazy who misinterpret things.
by ericy on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 06:59:50 PM EST
In Norwich CT they arrested a substitute because of some students using the computer to download porn. The sub had no idea what was going on ...there was only one computer in the class and probably wasn't really paying much attention..
they tried to jail the sub but finally it got resolved without jail time. Who would want such a life?
by donmyers on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 07:09:21 PM EST
I sooooo agree. The Media has seemed to think, and the meme probably started with politicians schluffing off their responsibilities for screwing up public education by blaming teachers for every little problem in the classroom and out.

Teachers are not babysitters or playground monitors. Parents are.

Share. Share resources, share delight, share burdens, share the healing. Sharing will bring us back from mass suicide. www.share-international.org

by Isis on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 11:39:47 PM EST
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Apparently the kid was "traumatized".

What can you say about America's religious spectrum? Officially there's no Ministry of Religion, no Cabinet seat called the Department of Christianity, but....

Administration Yields on Wiccan Symbol: Pentacle to Be Permitted on Tombstones in U.S. Military Burial Grounds

During his first campaign for president, then-Texas Gov. George W. Bush told ABC's "Good Morning America" in 1999 that he was opposed to Wiccan soldiers practicing their faith at Fort Hood, Tex. "I don't think witchcraft is a religion, and I wish the military would take another look at this and decide against it," he said.

Lynn, of Americans United, said references to Bush's remarks appeared in memos and e-mails within the VA.

"One of the saddest things is to learn that this wasn't just a bureaucratic nightmare, there was a certain amount of bigotry," he said. "The president's wishes were interpreted at a pretty high level. . . . It became a political judgment, not a constitutional judgment."

An American Tragedy: Pat Tillman's Uncertain Death

In an interview with ESPN.com, Kauzlarich said: "When you die, I mean, there is supposedly a better life, right? Well, if you are an atheist and you don't believe in anything, if you die, what is there to go to? Nothing. You are worm dirt. So for their son to die for nothing, and now he is no more -- that is pretty hard to get your head around that. So I don't know how an atheist thinks. I can only imagine that that would be pretty tough."

Asked by ESPN.com whether the Tillmans' religious beliefs are a factor in the ongoing investigation, Kauzlarich said, "I think so. There is not a whole lot of trust in the system or faith in the system [by the Tillmans]. So that is my personal opinion, knowing what I know."

Asked what might finally placate the family, Kauzlarich said, "You know what? I don't think anything will make them happy, quite honestly. I don't know. Maybe they want to see somebody's head on a platter. But will that really make them happy? No, because they can't bring their son back."

Kauzlarich, now 40, was the Ranger regiment executive officer in Afghanistan, who played a role in writing the recommendation for Tillman's posthumous Silver Star. And finally, with his fingerprints already all over many of the hot-button issues, including the question of who ordered the platoon to be split as it dragged a disabled Humvee through the mountains, Kauzlarich conducted the first official Army investigation into Tillman's death.

That investigation is among the inquiries that didn't satisfy the Tillman family.

"Well, this guy makes disparaging remarks about the fact that we're not Christians, and the reason that we can't put Pat to rest is because we're not Christians," Mary Tillman, Pat's mother, said in an interview with ESPN.com. Mary Tillman casts the family as spiritual, though she said it does not believe in many of the fundamental aspects of organized religion.

"Oh, it has nothing to do with the fact that this whole thing is shady," she said sarcastically, "But it is because we are not Christians."

by northanger on Wed May 7th, 2008 at 07:49:59 PM EST
Damn, it was only an "illusion" !!!!  No different than a card trick.

But then he did do a really scary thing.


HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT !!

(I got better,though.......)

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity"

by MikeInOhio (miken45054@yahoo.com) on Thu May 8th, 2008 at 11:23:39 AM EST


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