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Those Vulgar Democrats

by Steven D
Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 09:29:34 AM EST

All across the country, Republicans politicians are running scared regarding their electoral prospects this year. Many have chosen to retire from Congress and the Senate rather than face re-election, and quite a few are notably unenthused with their presumptive nominee, "Johnny Mac" McCain's chances in the this Fall in the Presidential election.

One reason for Republican concerns may be the fact that George Bush has the lowest approval ratings of any President since Nixon. One of the men who helped Bush attain his record disapproval rating, was his former speech writer, Iraq War apologist and noted evangelical Christian, Michael Gerson, who is now a columnist for that left leaning rag, The Washington Post.

So what does Mr. Gerson, compassionate conservative extraordinaire and keen observer of the political scene (keen enough for Fred Hiatt in any event), suggest that Republicans do to win elections this year? Does he argue that Republicans should tout their foreign policy and national security expertise? Does he recommend the GOP promote more tax cuts for the rich? Does he urge them to call for the privatization of Social Security or public education or infrastructure repairs or -- well -- just about everything Government does? Does he recommend they remind voters of their "liberal" use of torture and illegal wiretapping of Americans in order to preserve our freedoms? In short, does he advocate that Republicans run on their record over the past eight years? Well, based on his advice to incumbent Republican Senator Norm Coleman, not exactly:

In the razor-close and nationally important Senate race in Minnesota, Republican incumbent Norm Coleman is presented with a unique political problem. Should he raise in his ads the issue of comedian Al Franken's offensive vulgarity? [...]

. . . Consider [Franken's] article in Playboy magazine titled "Porn-O-Rama!" in which he enthuses that it is an "exciting time for pornographers and for us, the consumers of pornography." The Internet, he explains, is a "terrific learning tool. For example, a couple of years ago, when he was 12, my son used the Internet for a sixth-grade report on bestiality. Joe was able to download some effective visual aids, which the other students in his class just loved." Franken goes on to relate a soft-core fantasy about women providing him with sex who were trained at the "Minnesota Institute of Titology."

Shorter Michael Gerson: When in doubt, Republican candidates should remind voters that their Democratic opponents have dirty mouths and like porn.

I guess when you got nothing positive to run on . . .

Ps. I suppose Michael Gerson hasn't heard about John McCain's fondness for "salty" language. By the way, please be advised the following You Tube video discussing McCain's "word choices" when describing his own, beloved second spouse may not be safe for workplace viewing:



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WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!  

4000 dead Americans.  600,000 dead Iraqis, probably 2/3 children, and Gerson is responsible, at least in part, for this slaughter.

by dataguy on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 11:03:20 AM EST
When in doubt, Republican candidates should remind voters that their Democratic opponents have dirty mouths and like porn.

Ah, yes.  Compare and contrast with real patriots, who hang out in airport bathrooms, seduce underage pages,  and pay prostitutes to change their dirty diapers.  You know, wholesome All-American activities like that.

What part of "international war crimes" do you not understand?

by budr (budr at hughes net) on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 01:33:00 PM EST
What do republicans really have to offer? They can't govern, they function with blind allegiance, their White House is guilty of War Crimes, their spokespeople are all hate-mongers, the economy is a disaster, the occupation of Iraq is immoral, their candidate can't keep anybody's name straight, they're policies are racist........... The list goes on. Literally-what do they have to offer anyone as a political party?

On political conservatives: "I was so shocked I nearly dropped the Bible I was using to help me masturbate into my gun." Bill Maher
by lyvwyr101 (greatbear215@aol.com) on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 11:18:09 AM EST
Maybe there is some part of the words 'former comedian' that they expect Minnesotans not to understand?  
by BooMan on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 10:29:11 AM EST
I honestly don't think some of them have the capacity to differentiate that this was a JOB of his..

When Henny Youngman said "Take my wife, Please" I suspect they REALLY believe he was trying to give away his wife. They just DON'T FREAKING GET IT....

Thats why they are republiKlans, no sense of humor, about anything.

"Some men see things as they are and say why - I dream things that never were and say why not." George Bernard Shaw.

by benjamink on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 11:00:16 AM EST
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Bleepin' bleep bleep bleepers bleepin' with Al bleepin' Franken?!!? I will bleep them bleep until their bleeps are all bleepin' bleeped.

Declaring the bottom is the only way back up..
by anarchronarchist (mincers (-at-) hotmail (-dot-) com) on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 10:54:57 AM EST
Not to mention the famous utterance of one Dick Cheney.

Oh, there you are, Perry. -Phineas -SLB-
by boran2 (blogistan@yahoo.com) on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 12:04:36 PM EST
How dare he? Michael Gerson is the very last dolt on the planet, in this lifetime or the next, to talk about how very vulgar someone is.

Bush's policies are vulgar.

Bush's politics are vulgar.

Bush's very manner is vulgar.

VULGAR!!!! And he helped.

For YEARS, Gerson collected taxpayer dollars to turd polish. In fact, he owes his very cushy columnist seat because of it. And yet, we have +4000 Americans dead, countless in Iraq (because we ain't countin'), a person who literally ate cake while New Orleans drowned--and, is pretty much doing the same thing with Cedar Rapids, when he wouldn't even fake an effort to fake some urgency by cutting his time with President Bling-Bling).

That needless loss of life? THAT is what is vulgar.

Can't hear ya, Peach!

by AP on Wed Jun 18th, 2008 at 01:33:19 PM EST


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