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by Steven D
Same as the old plan:
President Bush said yesterday that the relatively little damage suffered by oil rigs in the Gulf of Mexico because of Hurricane Gustav should prod Congress to open more coastal areas to offshore oil drilling, sounding a political note in the wake of the storm. Hurricanes? That means we must drill for more offshore oil. And we should probably lease those areas to Big Oil free of charge. And give them a tax cut or government funding or something to help them out building new oil platforms in areas subject to hurricanes. Conservation? Energy efficiency. T. Boone Pickens vaunted windmills? Solar power? All worthless. We need more O-I-L! And if we just let Big Oil do whatever they want it will magically reduce the price of gas, restore our economy to prominence and increase the sex drive of every man over the age of 35, while simultaneously reducing the risk of breast cancer. But more importantly, it will make John McCain and George Bush happy. And when they're happy we're happy. Right? Hey, makes sense to me. Ps. We should also do this because John McCain was a POW. Pps. And anyone who opposes this plan is just being mean to Sarah Palin. Ppps. Want to start a pool on how quickly Democrats fold on this one?
Republicans' New Energy Plan | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden)
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