Booman Tribune

Bush the Decider to Write a Book

by BooMan
Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 10:18:41 AM EST

Get ready to check the bargain bin:

NEW YORK (AP) — Former President George W. Bush, who once famously called himself "The Decider," is writing a book about decisions.

"I want people to understand the environment in which I was making decisions. I want people to get a sense of how decisions were made and I want people to understand the options that were placed before me," Bush said during a brief telephone interview Wednesday with The Associated Press from his office in Dallas. Bush's book, tentatively (not decisively) called "Decision Points," is scheduled for a 2010 release by Crown, an imprint of the Crown Publishing Group.

I am almost positive that reading this book will make you more depressed than ever about the Bush presidency.



Display:
Bush the novelist!
by nepat on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:04:26 AM EST
you figure it will be fiction like every thing else that ever came out of his mouth?
by BooMan on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:10:09 AM EST
[ Parent ]
Will he write it himself or will he have a ghost writer?

If he's writing it himself - is it going to be a Choose Your Own Adventure, a Pop-Up Book, or a picture book?  And who is the illustrator going to be?

I think he should make it a "Choose Your Own Adventure" myself:

"If you think it would be a good idea to invade Iraq when you already have a war going on in Afghanistan, turn to page 16.  
If you think it would be a GREAT idea to invade Iraq when you already have a war going on in Afghanistan, turn to page 20.  
If you think it would be the BESTEST IDEA EVAR to invade Iraq when you already have a war going on in Afghanistan, turn to page 22."

or maybe:

"If you choose to ignore the memo 'Bin Laden to invade the US and have another beer, turn to page 12.
If you choose to have a whiskey sour instead, turn to page 17."

The possibilities here really are endless...

by nonynony on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:09:38 AM EST
Look, look, Sally. See Bush decide. See Dick run. See Bush jump. [forgot the name of his pitiful dog. to be continued when I remember it; I will paint a vivid picture of G. dropping poor dog on the runway and blaming Laura]

Viva Obama
by Errol on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:11:18 AM EST
Look Brownie, see the water. Water is deep.

Viva Obama
by Errol on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:14:03 AM EST
[ Parent ]
barney.
by BooMan on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:52:49 AM EST
[ Parent ]
The dog was Barney -- third or fourth meanest lap-dog in the White House. Hated everybody but his chief handler, apparently.  
by wilderness wench on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:56:27 AM EST
[ Parent ]
Look Laura. See Barney. "Yip! Yip!" See Barney bite Helen. Hah. Hah. Bad Helen, bad journalist! Barney bite Helen.
Look Dick. Big tin can. Bush go in big tin can far away. Helen laugh. Not far enough. Hah. Hah.
See Laura. Laura is friend. Laura is only friend. Bush go to evil France. Here, Laura. Barney take care of you.
Barney fall. Yip Yip!.
Bad Laura! Laura not nice. Laura drop Barney.

Viva Obama
by Errol on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 01:30:01 PM EST
[ Parent ]
So, there will be sequel to "My Pet Goat" then?

On political conservatives: "I was so shocked I nearly dropped the Bible I was using to help me masturbate into my gun." Bill Maher
by lyvwyr101 (greatbear215@aol.com) on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:11:40 AM EST
Decideratin' one decision at a time.

More at Zandar vs. The Stupid.
by Zandar1 on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:52:40 AM EST
Can't see how the book would make me any more depressed than I was back when Bush's approval ratings were in the 80s. Those were dark days indeed.
by wilderness wench on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:59:31 AM EST
Presidenting For Dummies.

Oh, there you are, Perry. -Phineas -SLB-
by boran2 (blogistan@yahoo.com) on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 12:41:48 PM EST
"Mein Banff: How I Spent Half My Presidency Biking in the Canadian Rockies."
by Double D on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 12:45:46 PM EST
What things will he write about, I can only imagine???

"Condi, Dick, JA, and I were siting around the fireplace in the White House and the CIA was on the video. They wanted to just smack the terrorist around a little and do, what we call in Texas a good cop bad cop routine. I poured some Jack Daniels and said "Waterboard the SOB, this is a War on Terror."  

by americanforliberty on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 01:06:54 PM EST
Had no idea Crown did comix.
by wilderness wench on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 01:13:17 PM EST
I'd be wary of reading it. I'm afraid it would automatically deduct IQ points from the reader. And if they're Bush fans, they don't have the points to spare.
by donnah on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 02:45:33 PM EST
by Dongi 2 on Thu Mar 19th, 2009 at 11:27:42 PM EST


Display:
Go to: [ Booman Tribune Homepage : Top of page : Top of comments ]
Menu
Login
. Make a new account
. Reset password





Find textbooks at Alibris!

NOTE: Overstock bests Amazon's prices and is "blue."

THE BOOKS WITH "BUZZ":
______________

Senator Edward M. Kennedy tells his extraordinary personal story:

True Compass: A Memoir
by Edward M. Kennedy.

Read Barack Obama's vision for America:

The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream
by Barack Obama

Boran2 and maryb2004 recommend:

The Big Over Easy: A Nursery Crime
by Jasper Fforde

Must-have information for all presidents-and citizens-of the twenty-first century?

Physics for Future Presidents: The Science behind the Headlines
Richard A. Muller

rae recommends:

Dark Ages America: The Final Phase of Empire
by Morris Berman.

On BooMan’s shelf:

Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln
by Doris Kearns Goodwin

This looks interesting:

Adventure Divas
by Holly Morris

Here’s a good one from
Elizabeth Gilbert:

Eat Pray Love
by Elizabeth Gilbert

"Crash" * Best Motion Picture, Academy Awards * Only $11.79 at Overstock * 2006 SAG Winner, Best Ensemble

Check out
Powell's new section:
NEW FAVORITES

Selected new arrivals at 30% off

Recommended by Indianadem and ejmw:
The Conscience of a Liberal
by Paul Wellstone

From northcountry’s bookshelf:

The New Golden Age:
The Coming Revolution Against
Political Corruption and Economic Chaos
by Ravi Batra

A novel about contractors in Iraq from the woman that runs The Spy That Billed Me:

Outsourced: A Novel
from RJ Hillhouse.


Great Deals
----- * ^ * -----

Find mystery novels by Nancy Pickard ("Kansas")



Challenging Empire: How People, Governments, and the UN Defy US Power by Phyllis Bennis (interviewed on DN!)


Featured by Keith Olbermann, New (Powell's Sale): Rogue State: A Guide to the World's Only Superpower by William Blum (whose other books merit serious consideration)


"Explosive" State of War: The Secret History of the CIA and the Bush Administration
by James Risen


The book the CIA doesn't want you to read: Jawbreaker: The Attack on Bin Laden and Al Qaeda: A Personal Account by the CIA's Key Field Commander
Larry Johnson's review


BT's all-time best seller:

PERMACULTURE:
A Designers' Manual

$79.95 * Sale: $59.95


Unequal Sisters: A Multicultural Reader in U.S. Women's History (Third Edition)


The Undercover Economist: Exposing Why the Rich Are Rich, the Poor Are Poor And Why You Can Never Buy a Decent Used Car!


The Worst Hard Time: The Untold Story of Those Who Survived the Great American Dust Bowl
by Timothy Egan


Green Press Initiative
----- * ^ * -----


Journalistas: 100 Years of the Best Writing and Reporting by Women Journalists by Eleanor Mills * NYT review


Bury Me Standing: the Gypsies & Their Journey


1491: New Revelations of the Americas before Columbus



Brokeback Mountain
by Annie Proulx
----- * ^ * -----
Check out Powell's
"At The Movies"


Imperial Ambitions: Conversations on the Post-9/11 World by Noam Chomsky (Power & Terror: Post 9-11 Talks)


The Price of Privilege:

How Parental Pressure and
Material Advantage Are Creating a Generation of
Disconnected and Unhappy Kids

by Madeline Levine


Save 35-70% on
name brand clothing,
footwear, and outdoor gear
at SierraTradingPost.com

:





We listened to PEN American Center's "State of Emergency" and found 1940s books by Curzio Malaparte only at Alibris. (Selection (MP3) excerpted from "The Skin.")

Alibris - Books You Thought You'd Never Find
Banned Books * Are you a fan of Film Noir, Art House, Documentaries or Hong Kong Action? * Searching for a long-lost children's book or a first printing of Miles Davis' Kind of Blue on vinyl? Find it at Alibris!

:
:
www.Patagonia.com


Listed on BlogShares

© 2009 Booman Tribune