You really do have to wonder why local police and the Federal Bureau of Investigation are not doing more to protect US citizens from Christian Terrorists-nationwide.

Refusals to investigate?

Refusals to even get up off their lazy asses?

I've been giving this a lot of thought-and I think I might have an idea or two-which will make them a litle more prone to doing their jobs.  

I'm pretty sure I can guarantee a specific level of interest-at any rate.

 After all-looking at the pattern of conduct for Christain Terrorists-it is a fact that these people have turned the "ticking bomb" scenario into a reality.

Regardless of "nation of origin" and nationality-we all know religious extremists are very dangerous.

For this reason-I'm going to take this opportunity to suggest that law enforcement start torturing Christian Terrorists.

I have it on excellent authority (the former Vice President of the United States!) that these methods work and they guarantee our safety-as well.

This way, we will be safe from the violent extremists and religious fanatics "who are out to get us."  

The Bush White House understood this completely and-so to speak-were "on board" entirely with all of this.

Whatever it turns out to be.

Might I suggest you start this process-which I assure you is completely and totally legal-by waterboarding some of them 283 times in a one month period?

Even after you're "pretty sure" they've told you the truth-continue.

Base this completely on the fact that "you never can tell."

The former Vice President himself reccomends handling this proceedure in this fashion.

You can trust Dick Cheney's judgement completely.

 I can asure you-there is no "legal risk."

Also-let's not forget the value of penis slashing, excrement smearing, and the "time-honored" (and easily denied) Palestinian hanging.

Should you be concerned-all of this is completely deniable.

It can very easily be explained by the "all purpose" mysterious "suicide" while alone in their cell.

I understand there is currently a lot of this going on at Gitmo.

How convenient.

 It just never "wears out its welcome," does it?

See?

And thank you ahead of time for guaranteeing my safety!

On political conservatives: "I was so shocked I nearly dropped the Bible I was using to help me masturbate into my gun." Bill Maher

It's a very good question. One that Cheney would never give a yes-or-no answer to.

My own emotional reaction is that waterboarding is too good for him - maybe the press they used in Salem would be better. Of course, our emotions rarely produce justice.

Re Christian Terrorists, can we at least take away the tax exemption privileges that Christian churches enjoy?  If they want to play the political game, fine, but do they have to do it at my expense?  Let's see how truly dedicated they are to their programs once they have to pay property and income taxes.

Suppose you scrub your ethical skin until it shines, but inside there is no music, then what? Kabir

Roeder should be treated humanely, given a fair trial, and if found guilty, sentenced to a long prison term. Quite likely, he should also be evaluated for mental illness and given appropriate treatment. I am obliged to specifically oppose the death penalty in this case as in all others because it would only lend legitimacy to his crime. Unlike amoral conservatives, I do not allow my ethical standards to be set by the lowest common denominator of human misconduct.